Top Ten Possible Preschool Entrance Essay Titles
By Baby Goat, with help from the extended Goat family
1. The Aerodynamic properties of food: F=ma (Fruit=Mess*Acceleration)
2. The effect of Gravity on breakable items
3. Buttons: To push or not to push?
4. Glass coffee table fingerprinting and other baby CSI techniques.
5. Why Daddy's computer is more fun than mine.
6. Plastic Keys open no doors!
7. "Don't pull their tails": A treatise on feline response to external stimuli
8. The terrible Twos: Terrible for whom?
9. "I can do it myself!": Biological imperative or psycho-social construct?
10. The Parent Whisperer: training your parents through non-verbal communication